هيئة الإعلام.. نظّفوا الشاشات والذبذبات !

It seems that the Media Regulatory Authority has finally decided to tell the media scene: "Enough chaos and visual pollution!"

It has been diligent in dotting the i's and crossing the t's regarding advertisements, showcases, ethical violations, and viewership.

In a long-awaited step, the Media Regulatory Authority announced new decisions to rein in (low-quality content) that has flooded the platforms, firmly and clearly setting a limit on content that exposes family secrets and airs their (dirty laundry) in front of God's creation.

It also reveals bodily nudity that makes (the soul cringe) for some (soap bubbles) who walk by the principle of "If you want to be in the front, stand in the back!"

Emphasizing the necessity of respecting public taste and modest clothing.

And limiting the use of vulgar language that carries unethical interpretations, or boasting about wealth and lineage, which could stir up racism among community members.

These decisions restore balance to the media scene and cleanse the arena of all auditory and visual pollution.

It is very nice to see the Media Regulatory Authority organizing and imposing order, as media cannot turn into a (flea market) where every seller displays their goods, even if they are cheap!

And since we live in the age of trends, and the pursuit of the highest possible views at any cost, this regulatory step should not be seen merely as a supervisory measure, but as media controls that cannot be bypassed by those who do not respect themselves first and publish low-quality content that befits their ethics.

And since you are now (my eyes are on you) working diligently, there is another aspect that deserves your attention, those (quacks) who sell illusions under the banner of (energy healing), aura cleansing, and attracting luck, money, and love.

Believe me, these are more dangerous than those who used to present themselves as cheap commodities to gain views, as they tamper with people's minds and pockets, mixing truth with falsehood through their myths and beliefs, and they are nothing but (merchants of illusions) manipulating the feelings of the gullible under the guise of self-development and healing through attraction and the universe!

And please tell me; how can a person be healed by attraction when I am (stuffed up) and cannot even attract tissues?!

My simple suggestion to the Media Regulatory Authority; after you have controlled the chaos of advertisements and the privacy of viewership, kindly turn your attention to (the chaos of energy) and those who promote it, and cleanse the arena and sites from (the market of superstition) and the nonsense that is expanding day by day.

May God assist you, for cleaning minds from unhealthy beliefs is no less important than cleaning screens.

In any case, my wise readers; attract this article to the printing press of this esteemed newspaper, for (between you and me) I have no energy, neither negative nor positive, I just have (almonds in my pocket), do you want some?