أكثر لقب استهلك وابتذل في «سناب شات» و«تيك توك» هو لقب «الشيف»، فكل من نصب له «قدر» ومسك «مغراف» صار «شيف»، ولا عزاء لأصحاب نجوم ميشلان ولا طهاة المطاعم العالمية الراقية والمطابخ الدولية المتخصصة!
المشكلة أن معظم ما يقدمه هؤلاء من طبخات شعبية سبقهم إليها «طبابيخ» المطابخ وطهي الذبائح، وهي في عرف المجتمع مهارات طبخ جيدة، لكنها لا ترقى أبداً لمستوى عمل الطهاة المحترفين الذين يستحقون صفة Chef، وقلة من المبتكرين والمبدعين لدينا من يستحقون فعلاً أن يشار إليهم بالتميز!
الخلاصة.. خفوا علينا يا «شيفات» عصركم!
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أكثر لوحة مرورية مثيرة للشفقة هي لوحة ممنوع الدخول الواقعة على مدخل شارع تندوف المتفرع من طريق الملك عبدالعزيز بحي الغدير بجوار وزارة الإسكان بمدينة الرياض، فالمدخل تحول إلى مخرج لكثير من المخالفين الذين ينتهكون كرامة هذه اللوحة ليل نهار، ويسببون ربكة مرورية عند نقطة تفرع مختنقة من طريق الملك عبدالعزيز، وكثيراً ما شهدت وقوع حوادث بسبب المخالفين الذين يربكون حركة السير خاصة وقت الذروة!
وما دام الوعي بالنظام غائباً ومن الصعب وضع رقيب مروري طوال الوقت، لا بد من جعل المخالفة أكثر صعوبة كمد عنق المداخل من الطرق الرئيسة لتصبح معاكسة الطريق أكثر صعوبة، أو حتى وضع شريط من الأشواك لردع المخالفين الذين لا يحترمون القانون ولا يراعون حق الطريق للآخرين!
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تأخر صرف وصفة علاجي الشهرية، دخلت تطبيق «صحتي» وطلبت محادثة فورية مع أحد الأطباء بمركز الحي الصحي، فقام مشكوراً بالرد خلال دقيقة وتجديد الوصفة، وخلال دقائق معدودة وصلتني رسالة الصرف من «وصفتي».
تلوموني في مدح تطور خدمات المراكز الصحية وتطبيق صحتي وفاعلية برنامج وصفتي؟!
خالد السليمان
اللقب المستهلك.. واللوحة المنتهكة !
1 يونيو 2025 - 00:10
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The most overused and trivialized title on "Snapchat" and "TikTok" is the title of "Chef." Anyone who sets up a "pot" and holds a "ladle" has become a "Chef," and there is no consolation for Michelin-starred chefs or chefs from high-end international restaurants and specialized international cuisines!
The problem is that most of what these individuals present in terms of popular dishes has already been mastered by "cooks" in kitchens and the preparation of meat, which, in the eyes of society, are considered good cooking skills. However, they never reach the level of professional chefs who truly deserve the title of Chef. Only a few innovators and creators among us genuinely deserve to be recognized for their excellence!
In summary... ease up on us, oh "chefs" of your era!
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The most pitiful traffic sign is the "No Entry" sign located at the entrance of Tindouf Street, which branches off from King Abdulaziz Road in the Al-Ghadeer neighborhood next to the Ministry of Housing in Riyadh. The entrance has turned into an exit for many violators who disrespect this sign day and night, causing traffic chaos at a congested branching point from King Abdulaziz Road. Many accidents have occurred due to violators who disrupt the flow of traffic, especially during peak hours!
As long as awareness of the law is lacking and it is difficult to have a traffic officer present at all times, it is necessary to make violations more challenging, such as extending the necks of entrances from main roads to make opposing traffic more difficult, or even placing a strip of spikes to deter violators who do not respect the law and disregard the rights of others on the road!
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After a delay in dispensing my monthly prescription, I entered the "My Health" app and requested an instant chat with one of the doctors at the health center. He kindly responded within a minute and renewed the prescription, and within a few minutes, I received the dispensing message from "Wasfati."
You blame me for praising the development of health center services and the My Health app and the effectiveness of the Wasfati program?!
The problem is that most of what these individuals present in terms of popular dishes has already been mastered by "cooks" in kitchens and the preparation of meat, which, in the eyes of society, are considered good cooking skills. However, they never reach the level of professional chefs who truly deserve the title of Chef. Only a few innovators and creators among us genuinely deserve to be recognized for their excellence!
In summary... ease up on us, oh "chefs" of your era!
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The most pitiful traffic sign is the "No Entry" sign located at the entrance of Tindouf Street, which branches off from King Abdulaziz Road in the Al-Ghadeer neighborhood next to the Ministry of Housing in Riyadh. The entrance has turned into an exit for many violators who disrespect this sign day and night, causing traffic chaos at a congested branching point from King Abdulaziz Road. Many accidents have occurred due to violators who disrupt the flow of traffic, especially during peak hours!
As long as awareness of the law is lacking and it is difficult to have a traffic officer present at all times, it is necessary to make violations more challenging, such as extending the necks of entrances from main roads to make opposing traffic more difficult, or even placing a strip of spikes to deter violators who do not respect the law and disregard the rights of others on the road!
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After a delay in dispensing my monthly prescription, I entered the "My Health" app and requested an instant chat with one of the doctors at the health center. He kindly responded within a minute and renewed the prescription, and within a few minutes, I received the dispensing message from "Wasfati."
You blame me for praising the development of health center services and the My Health app and the effectiveness of the Wasfati program?!

